T-ball and it all.

War of the Sexes

Sooooo "Suas" is wrecking the buzz for pre-drinks for trinity ball but I guess I'll have to just suck it up like a bosssh. Tiring weekend ahead.. Trinity ball 2mrw evening, Suas lectures from 6 until half 8 and I won't get home until like 6 probably, then I have to go to suas lecture things from 9am til 5.... blegh... I'll be super dead tired...
I'd better pull some sweet britches tomorrow night or else I'd might as well go join the priesthood.
Hopefully I don't do anything I regret this year. I seem to have embarassed myself quite nicely the last 2 years.. Great times.....

The League Of Very Mildly Superpowered Engineers. #1

Because blogging is more enjoyable than jython and token rings I'm going to try a new angle for some posts.

Episode 1 - Part-trick & the benefit of beans.

 

Hi, I'm Part-trick of The League Of Very Mildly Superpowered Engineers. I founded the league when I realised that there were other people like me out there..... Other people, who weren't just people... People who were also Superpeople!

I have many fantastic powers but the reason I'm special is I have a Superpower. I'm a Computer Engineering student but my real talent apart from missing lectures is my ability of Superhuman farts. They will quite literally blow you away. For maximum power I drop trow before doing them. This is also sanitary as the fecal particles do not get caught in your jeans, instead they get spread all over the room. The secret to my superpower is to eat many many lentils and beans. Also being born with a gift is helpful too.

My most super regular power is I am a master of impersonation. I can impersonate anybody and I myself cannot be impersonated. I also have an apt ear for music and I can groove like no other hip dude. Let me tell you a little story about how my powers and superpowers are a curse and a blessing.

I was in a nightclub having a dance. Everybody was looking at me dance so that they could learn how to jive like a boss. Anyways, some girl started coming onto me but I have a girlfriend so I didn't want this girl. I went into the bathroom and told my friend the bathroom attendant about my problem. He told me that deep down inside my heart I knew what I must do. He was right, there was only one option. So I left the bathroom and walked onto the dance floor. I saw the girl kissing some boy at the side of the stage, clearly this was her plan to make me drop my guard but I'm too clever for her. Using my huge brain I devised a plan to save the day. I went up and asked the guy what the hell he was doing with my girlfriend. He looked surprised and she started saying how I wasn't her boyfriend. I then said, "come on now cindy you know you are. This chump better leave quick smart lest he want to feel the pain of my hundred-dagger-punch" (This was a clever bluff as I do not have a move called the hundred-dagger-punch). The boy then left so I had disarmed her secret weapon and she knew I was winning. She started shouting at me in an attempt to make me think she had no ulterior motives but yet again my wit proved too quick for her. While she was shouting I dropped trow and blew the motherload at her. 

The bouncer's came over quite quickly after that to congratulate me on my victory and to escort me outside as my work here was done.

That '70s Show

So I'm watching That '70s show and it's the episode after Eric broke up with Dona. It's terribly daughter, and by daughter I of course mean depressing (the ad on tv was about to say daughter I think).
Eric gets an angel and it's showing him how shit life would be without Dona. I guess it's making me think how we always think of the future and how it's going to be good, but it could well be just as shit and filled with regrets as Eric's life without Dona. I have no Dona, I could well end up being this crap version of Eric (Well obviously not just like him since I've got friends or whatever.)
Next episode Red goes "<I was sad but time went on, I thought about her less blah blah> and then the day came where I didn't think about her anymore, and then that made me sad.", and Eric replies  "We've got a little Irish in us don't we dad" while they were having drinks. Sooo I'm a little confused as to what he meant by this, I can't find the saying on google.. Can someone tell me what he meant?

So far I haven't done any work this weekend but I did get a few bob fundraised which is great. Went to the moviez with the boyez, saw limitless it was whatevaaa. Dave sucks at driving. I got loadsa girls-on-the-side-of-the-road's numbers on the way home.
More Morcheeba.

Super-James!

So I just got my first round vaccinations for going away to Nairobi this summer. They cost 135 euro for the vaccinations and no consulation fee. It's really weird to think about. I had some stuff worth 135 euro injected into my body so my body could learn how to fight off certain maladies. It kinda reminds me of the matrix in the way that people could be programmed to learn things. My body is now superior to a lot of other people in a way because I am not susceptible to Yellow fever or Typhoid for a while now. As you go about living your life you don't usually think about how you're making yourself a better person. I don't mean that as in you're becoming nicer or doing voluntary work etc.. For example when you learn something you're improving yourself to become a definitely more intelligent and useful person. When you get vaccinations you're improving your immune system to protect you from more diseases. When you exercise you're improving your lungs/muscles or whatever.
I guess to cut a long story short, what I'm saying is because of getting these vaccinations it made me appreciate how learning things makes you a superior person to what you were.

I've been watching "That '70s Show" quite a bit lately since I have it recorded. Sometimes in the evenings I'll be watching it and then during the breaks I fast-forward and this induces silence from the tv. During these breaks I always become aware of how unaware I just was that I am watching tv alone. It's so easy to feel like you're with your friends having a laugh while watching something funny, but in reality you're terribly alone.

I'm not really listening to Dido these days but whatever.
And I never really listened to these guys apart from this song 
Hopefully someday I'll have a daughter, I really like the names Isobel and Lorelei.
I like these names though from hearing them in these sad stories so I don't think they'd be appropriate.

Jelly Tots and toilet. (This has been accidentally bumped :/ )

I'm eating jelly tots and I need to go to the toilet but I'm enjoying the jelly tot's too much to get up.

Couldn't be less relevant to this post.

The weekend.

I've succesfully accomplished nothing all weekend despite the most average of intentions (probably what the problem was right there).  I hoped to get some suas fundraising done and do my assignment for college, or at least start my other assignment. What I achieved was I watched a movie, played some games, drank a bit and generally did nothing productive. I did get hit in the face with a sausage which was very traumatic for poor veggie me, I guess that counts as unproductive too. Tried to think of a witty funny drawing but I couldn't so I just drew this.

I never realised until recently that this bands name is "More Cheeba".

Drawings

Try

Just throwing up a bunch of shitty photos/drawings. I'll speel before each.
This first one is more of a thought sketched onto paper in 3 minutes.

This one is from SU council, Gav and myself were bored... I have a pic on my phone which I couldn't be bothered uploading where I have writen an o over the a in moran, LOL.

I drew these on my wall in my room. They were inspired from an experience in Vancouver. I drew them under the influence on our kitchen table, then I intended to draw it well on my bedroom wall but the chalk made me very chesty in the mornings and I never got to finish it so I took these pics before I took it down. The pics were very bright so I had to crank up the contrast and I stuck some hue on so it wasn't just black and white. Hopefully these 2 pics will give a gist of what I was going for.